Trainspotting
Trainspotting
Two things turn Cary Grant on: fast women and fast trains. But whenever things get steamy, we cut to a train going through a tunnel.
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The Tree of Life
The Tree of Life
A lonely spinster chops down a 1000 year old tree and fashions a ventriloquist dummy from its wood. But Gabbo is not like other dummies - he can speak of his own accord and has an insatiable appetite for human blood.
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Trust
Matthew is a gifted high school graduate who has trouble deciding who to trust, when to trust, and how much to trust.
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The Truth About Cats & Dogs
The Truth About Cats & Dogs
How many lives does a cat really have? Why do dogs eat their own vomit? Can hamsters fly? Narrated by William Shatner.
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Twister
Twister
Matthew McConaughey plays a woman, seen as ugly, but very sexy, who murders her husband; it was self-defence, or was it? Maybe not.
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The Unbearable Lightness Of Being
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
After a new weight-loss dessert sensation is released, salmonella breaks out in Danny DeVito’s neighbourhood.
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The Understudy
The Understudy
Always the understudy, never the star. On the final night of an amateur theatre production, Joan the understudy injures the actor playing Othello to get her moment in the spotlight.
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Universal Soldier
Universal Soldier
After dying in Vietnam, Jean-Claude Van Damme is flash-frozen and shipped to a top-secret facility at Universal Studios. Once there, scientists turn him into a super-soldier, assigned to hunt down illegal downloaders.
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The Valley of the Dolls
The Valley of the Dolls
The true story of auto mechanic Steve Buscemi’s remarkable adventure to save himself after a fallen Cabbage Patch Kid crashes on his arm and traps him in an isolated canyon full of unloved toys.
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Van Wilder
When Count Dracula’s sinister werewolf experiments go horribly wrong, only notorious monster-hunter Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds) can stop him.
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